"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno": "The White House has now released military documents that they say prove Bush 'met his requirements' while in the National Guard. Hey, big deal. We have documents that prove Al Gore won the election; that don't mean anything."
"Actually the White house did say, during the Vietnam war President Bush was listed as a MIA — missing in Alabama!"
"Democratic strategists feel John Kerry's war record means he can beat Bush. They say when it comes down to it voters will always vote for a war hero over someone who tried to get out of the war. I'll be sure to mention that to Bob Dole when I see him."
"Late Show with David Letterman": "Bush is having trouble finding his National Guard records from the '70s. Oh sure, but he's got no problem finding photos of John Kerry with Jane Fonda from the '70s."
"Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn": "President Bush isn't fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, 'Those guys may have fought in Vietnam, but I created one.'"
gepubliceerd door Marc op woensdag, februari 18, 2004 #