"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno": "The White House finally found one guy who says he remembers serving with President Bush on National Guard duty in Alabama. Isn't that amazing? Now if they can find someone who remember Bush working on an economic plan!"
"John Kerry won the primaries in Nevada and Washington D.C. That's great. One is a haven for hookers, gamblers, and general lowlifes, and the other is the home of Las Vegas!"
"Late Show with David Letterman": "It's a great night and I'll tell you why. The entire balcony here in the Ed Sullivan theater is full of guys who swear they were in the National Guard with George Bush." gepubliceerd door Marc op donderdag, februari 19, 2004 #