"Late Show with David Letterman": "President Bush's dog Spot passed away ... so they took Spot back to the ranch in Texas ... and buried him next to, I believe, 10,000 Al Gore ballots."
"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno": "The Democratic primary comes down to John Edwards who is worth $50 million and John Kerry who married a woman worth $500 million. So it's a classic battle between the haves and the really haves."
"The big rumor in Washington is that Vice President Cheney might be dumped from the ticket. Actually, they're not going to dump him, the plan is to take him to another undisclosed location and then just leave him there."
"As of midnight Thursday night, John Kerry began receiving Secret Service protection -- a three-car detail of heavily armed agents and a bulletproof limousine pulled up in front of his house and stayed there all night. You see that's what you get when you're the front-runner. Dennis Kucinich got a whistle and a can of Mace." gepubliceerd door Marc op donderdag, februari 26, 2004 #