NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno": "Have you heard this rumor that President Bush may be dumping Dick Cheney from the ticket? ... He doesn't want to drop Cheney but he felt two guys running together on the same ticket might look too gay."
"I'm on that new Ralph Nader exercise program. ... It's not very strenuous. You only run for a couple of months every four years."
CBS' "The Late Show with David Letterman": "According to a new poll, if the presidential election were held tomorrow -- a lot of folks would be taken by surprise."
gepubliceerd door Marc op vrijdag, februari 27, 2004 #