De Amerikaanse presidentsverkiezingen 2004

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maandag, februari 09, 2004
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In het kader van knip-en-plak hier nog meer quotes van de standup routines van komieken als Jay Leno:

"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno":
"A number of political analysts now say the nomination is John Kerry's to lose. And today Joe Lieberman told Kerry, 'I can show you how to do that.'"
"One critic wrote that the problem with John Kerry 'is he looks like he thinks too much.' Well you won't hear anyone accusing President Bush of that!"
"The big fight right now between John Kerry and George W. Bush is over their military service. And Bush is on the attack — he's accusing John Kerry of ducking time in the Texas Air National Guard once a month by hiding in the jungles of Vietnam."
"Tuesday night John Edwards won the South Carolina primary. His basic stump speech is that there are really two Americas: one where he tries to hide his Southern accent and one where he emphasizes it!"
"Today Dennis Kucinich vowed to stay in the presidential race. Stay in? How about get in!?"
"It was this week, last night, in 1789, electors unanimously chose George Washington to be the first president of the United States. Well, it was a lot easier back then because there was no Florida!"

"Late Night with Conan O'Brien":
"This week, both John Kerry and Wesley Clark were campaigning with men who saved their lives in Vietnam. Meanwhile, Bush will be campaigning with a man who once took a math test for him."

"Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn":
"The toxic chemical Ricin was discovered in the U.S. Capitol this week. Even more bad news ... it's beating Dennis Kucinich in the polls."




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