"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno": "In his latest campaign commercial, President Bush talks about 'times of change.' If he thinks these are times of change wait 'til November."
"As you know, John Kerry had a purple heart from Vietnam. Big Deal. Dick Cheney has a purple heart from deep dish pizza."
"Yesterday, the Bush administration announced a new plan to crackdown on the finances of terrorists. I think this could work — if Bush is half as successful hurting the finances of terrorists as he's been at hurting the finances of Americans I would not wanna be in their shoes!"
"Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn": "Today, John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt. And Kerry said, "What did I ever do to you?"
gepubliceerd door Marc op donderdag, maart 11, 2004 #