"Late Show with David Letterman": "Have you seen any of the new Bush television commercials? Well, they're getting their money's worth, aren't they? In one of the commercials you see George Bush for 30 seconds, in another commercial you get to see George Bush for 60 seconds ... kind of like his stint in the National Guard."
"Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn": "Republicans have launched round-the-clock commercials promoting George Bush. Don't we already have this — it's called Fox News."
"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" "After all the voting on Tuesday, President Bush called John Kerry to congratulate him. I'm not sure what they talked about, but we can rule out them swapping war stories."
"I thought it was very nice to call him to congratulate him. I bet that was heartfelt, huh? That would be like Osama bin Laden calling Bush to congratulate him on capturing Saddam Hussein. 'Yeah, we're real happy for you.'"
"After failing to win a single state on Tuesday, John Edwards described his campaign as 'The Little Engine That Could.' Afterward, Bush called him and said, 'You're not going to believe this, but I'm reading that book right now.'"
gepubliceerd door Marc op zaterdag, maart 06, 2004 #