NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno": "Today is my birthday, I got a lovely gift. Somebody gave me the new John Kerry answering machine. The only problem, it doesn't have a message...
"Tomorrow President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney are scheduled to testify before the 9/11 commission. Right now they're finalizing the seating arrangements, should Bush sit on Cheney's right knee or left knee?"
gepubliceerd door Marc op vrijdag, april 30, 2004 #