NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno": "They say John Kerry is the first Democrat in History to raise $50 million dollars. Actually he once raised $500 million dollars in one second. He said 'I do.'
"You see Vice President Dick Cheney threw out the first pitch in Cincinnati. Did you see Cheney throw out that ball? At first I thought it was an in-vitro commercial."
gepubliceerd door Marc op woensdag, april 07, 2004 #