NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno": "Bob Woodward's new book 'Plan of Attack' is the number one book in the country. President Bush is very upset about this. First there was the Paul O'Neill one; he wrote one, then Richard Clark had one, then John Dean had one. Now Bush is going 'Do I have to read another book?"'
"The Bush administration said today the Hamas terrorist organization should be put out of business. Let me tell you something, if there's one thing the Bush administration is good at it's putting people out of business."
"Our old friend, independent candidate Ralph Nader said he thinks the draft is coming back. But then again Ralph thinks he is coming back."
"The politicians are now having a big argument over what they call the misery index. Republicans say it's inflation and unemployment, the Democrats say it's health care and college tuition. I think most Americans have a simpler definition. It's regular, premium, superior and unleaded."
gepubliceerd door Marc op donderdag, april 22, 2004 #