NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno": "The Bush administration is now asking Congress for another $25 billion for the war in Iraq. I don't know what they're going to be buying with this money, I think we can rule out any more digital cameras ...
"Here's how bad the situation in Iraq is right now, supposedly we still have 40 rolls of film that we're afraid to pick up at the Falluja Fotomax...
"More news on John Kerry's bicycle accident... You know where he landed? In the middle of the road."
CBS's "Late Show with David Letterman": "President Bush, you know he has the two daughters, the two Bush girls, and they're graduating from college. President Bush says he will not be attending the graduation because he does not want to create a distraction.
I believe that's the same excuse he used in the National Guard."