NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno": "According to a new Gallup poll out today, 61 percent of Iraqis believe the war to remove Saddam Hussein was worth any hardship. ... The problem is, the other 39 percent are shooting at us."
"Yesterday, the Treasury Department unveiled the new fifty dollar bill. You know who's on the 50-dollar bill? Grant. Grant was a Republican president, who was a total failure in school, bankrupted his businesses and somehow wound up as president. Bush calls him a role model, a trailblazer -- a leader."