NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno": Senator John Kerry... fell off his bicycle. Luckily he landed on his wallet so he was fine. Last month he fell down while snowboarding. This month he falls off his bicycle. Last year Bush choked on a pretzel and fell off a Segway scooter. Are these guys running for president or president of sixth grade?
CBS's "Late Show with David Letterman": President Bush, he's out campaigning. He's taking a two-day bus ride through Michigan this week and I was thinking, well, in Michigan he's probably going to get a pretty good turnout since nobody in Michigan has a job to go to.
gepubliceerd door Marc op woensdag, mei 05, 2004 #