NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno": "You may have noticed John Kerry has a new 757 jet he's using while campaigning for president. Pretty high tech, a lot of safety features. For example in the event that John Kerry should start speaking, oxygen masks will fall from above. You, know -- to keep people awake."
CBS's "Late Show with David Letterman": "Over the weekend President Bush met with the pope in Rome. Did you see the pictures of the two of them together? Man that poor guy. I mean he had that blank look on his face, like he doesn't know where he is. And then the pope told him 'well just be quiet and relax. You'll be fine."'
gepubliceerd door Marc op donderdag, juni 10, 2004 #