"Every political journalist is picking John Edwards as the number one pick to be John Kerry's vice president. Can you imagine the debate between Dick Cheney and a trial lawyer like Edwards? One guy has spent his career in an ambulance, the other guys has spend his career chasing it." - Jay Leno
"Experts say that Bill Clinton's book could raise 100 million dollars. Hillary wants to burn it, George Bush wants to color it and John Kerry wants to marry it." - Craig Kilborn
"Presidential candidate Ralph Nader has finally picked a running mate. He picked a man by the name of Peter Camejo from the Green party, and this guy has all the qualifications Ralph Nader was looking for in a candidate. He said yes. ...They plan to be the candidates against special interests and apparently it's working for them because no one has any special interest in them." - Jay Leno
"John Kerry has called for an increase in the minimum wage. He said people out there are struggling and you can't always fix the problem by marrying a rich woman." - Jay Leno
"Rumors have restarted that the Republican ticket will not be Bush-Cheney. But today those rumors were put to rest when Cheney said, 'No, I'm keeping him on the ticket.'" - Jay Leno
"Republican pollster Robert Teeter has died at age 65. He'll be missed by 80 percent of his family and 35 percent of his friends" - Craig Kilborn
gepubliceerd door Marc op maandag, juni 28, 2004 #