"In the Senate Vice President Dick Cheney got so mad at Senator Patrick Leahy, he told Leahy to go F-himself. Leahy said it's OK. Cheney was just having a bad day, which really isn't true. I mean a bad day for Cheney is what, like three heart attacks." —Jay Leno "On the Senate floor, Dick Cheney flipped out and told Senator Pat Leahy to go F-himself. Can you believe that? Aren't these the same guys trying to fine Howard Stern for bad language?" —Jay Leno
"Well we're still planning to turn over power to the Iraqis on June 30th. You know what this feels like? Did you ever return a rent-a-car after you've beat the crap out of it?" —Jay Leno
"The other day John Kerry had a secret meeting with John Edwards in a private hideaway room in the Capital. They had to cut it short because they were overcome with the hair spray fumes." —Jay Leno
"John Kerry is out there campaigning hard. Earlier tonight, Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond sang at a fundraiser for Kerry. As a result, experts say Kerry has a very good shot at winning the 1976 election." —Conan O'Brien
gepubliceerd door Marc op woensdag, juni 30, 2004 #