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maandag, juli 19, 2004
Kip steekt weg over
Het is zomer, dus een licht verteerbaar stukje mag er ook wel eens tussendoor. Ook de politici en commentatoren van tegenwoordig ontkomen er niet aan antwoord te geven op de filosofische kwestie "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

George W. Bush
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is
either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.

Colin Powell
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road

Hans Blix (wapeninspecteur van VN in Irak)
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

John Kerry
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!

Ralph Nader
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by
unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels
of a gas-guzzling SUV.

Rush Limbaugh (radio talkshow host)
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting
a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there
is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road
syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans
take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when
I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took
from you to build a road for chickens to cross.




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