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vrijdag, juli 09, 2004
Lachen om het circus
"John Kerry announced that his running mate would be North Carolina senator John Edwards. It's already getting nasty. After Kerry selected Edwards the Republicans immediately denounced Edwards as disingenuous. When he heard this President Bush said I didn't know this guy was a foreigner." —Conan O'Brien

"If anything, Kerry's decision only cements his reputation as a flip-flopper. First he doesn't have a running mate, now he has a running mate. C'mon man, make up your mind." —The Daily Show's Rob Corddry

"As you know John Edwards is a former trial lawyer. Which is a smart move considering the last election was decided in court. Kerry may need him to step in and sue or something." —Jay Leno

"John Kerry said I can't tell you how proud I am to have John Edwards on my team, especially after John McCain turned me down." —Jay Leno

"Political strategists thought Kerry was going to chose an older, more successful running mate. You know, like when he picked his wife." —Jay Leno

"John Edwards earned a fortune from medical malpractice. So he and Dick Cheney have something in common. They both know what it's like to chase an ambulance." —Jay Leno

"The attacks have already started. John Edwards is too inexperienced to be president, he's too flashy, he's not up to the job. And those are just the things John Kerry said in the primary." —Jay Leno

"As soon as Edwards was announced the Republicans put out a new attack ad calling him unaccomplished. He was born poor and became a multi-millionaire. To Republicans isn't that the definition of accomplished?" —Jay Leno

"The New York Post made a major mistake. They said Kerry chose Dick Gephardt. Ladies and gentlemen this is not the only mistake the New York Post has made lately. Take a look at this headline, 'Dick Cheney Wins New York Marathon.'" —Conan O'Brien




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