"President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'" --Craig Kilborn "Experts say it will be impossible for Goss to fill George Tenet's shoes and he'll have to settle for being totally wrong just 80 percent of the time." --Craig Kilborn
"President Bush was in Florida where he asked voters to once again send him to the White House. Voters in Florida said, 'Hey, we never sent you in the first place. That was the Supreme Court."' --Jay Leno
"Secretary of State Colin Powell announced that he will not be attending the Republican convention. Uh oh. So I guess they're going to have to find another black guy." --Jay Leno
"This week, G.I. Joe celebrates his 40th birthday. And today, Republicans questioned his military service" --Craig Kilborn
"President Bush said yesterday it doesn't make any sense to raise taxes on the rich because rich people can figure out how to dodge taxes. Then Dick Cheney said 'Shut up! You're ruining everything.'" --Jay Leno
"John Kerry has also proposed a ten-year plan for energy independence and President Bush said 'Oh it's not going to take that long to get all the oil out of Iraq.'" --Jay Leno
gepubliceerd door Marc op zaterdag, augustus 14, 2004 #