"The President and Mrs. Bush were on 'Larry King' last night and the president said, 'America is absolutely better off today than it was 4 years ago.' Then he said, 'Did I say America, I meant Chevron.'" --Bill Maher "The president finally explained why he sat in that classroom on 9/11 for 7 minutes after he was told the country was under attack. He said he was 'collecting his thoughts.' What a time to start a new hobby.'" --Bill Maher
"Vice President Dick Cheney attacked John Kerry. He said that John Kerry 'lacks deeply held convictions.' Today Kerry shot back, he said, 'That's not completely true.'" --Jay Leno
"Cheney also warned Americans about a group that is trying to impose their radical extremism on everyone else. He said they have no tolerance for democracy and no tolerance for people with a different religious faith. Then he said, 'Oh I'm sorry that's our platform.'" --Jay Leno
gepubliceerd door Marc op woensdag, augustus 18, 2004 #