"We're already starting to get some Republicans in town for the convention. You know what that means -- by this time next week it will be impossible to hail a cab or a hooker." --David Letterman "John Kerry says he has a plaque on his desk that reads 'The Buck Stops Here' and his wife has a plaque that says 'The Other 2 Billion Stops Here.'" --Craig Kilborn
"Cheney broke ranks with President Bush and says he supports gay marriage and plans to gay marry soon. ... He's narrowed his list of target husbands down to Charleton Heston, fashion critic Steven Cojocaru and long time bachelor Uncle Sam. ... Now if he can just lose 25 pounds he can fit into his dress." --Jimmy Kimmel
gepubliceerd door Marc op zaterdag, augustus 28, 2004 #