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dinsdag, augustus 03, 2004
Top-10 waarom Cheney gedumpt wordt
OK, het lijstje is al een paar dagen oud, maar niet minder leuk. Uit de late night show van David Letterman (CBS):

Top Ten Signs Bush Might Be Getting Ready To Dump Cheney
10. Cheney's official white house parking space is now in West Virginia
9. Latest bumper stickers read: "vote for Bush and (to be determined)"
8. CIA says it has indisputable evidence that Cheney will remain on the ticket
7. Cheney's been asking crooked oil companies if they have any job openings
6. All the white house defibrillator stations have been removed
5. Cheney's new I.D. card reads "valid through next Tuesday"
4. G.O.P. has spent 20 million dollars on campaign commercials giving exact location of Cheney's undisclosed location
3. Rumsfeld keeps jumping out at him from behind doors yelling, "boo!"
2. As with all major decisions, he's asked Cheney to figure out the best way to terminate the Vice President
1. Bush asked his dad if he still has Quayle's number




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