"You folks excited about the Republican convention? Well here's good news, Homeland Security chief Tom Ridge has declared New York City is safe, New York City is safe. Of course, that's based on 4-year-old intelligence." --David Letterman
"The Republican National Convention is about to start up. President Bush sounds like he's ready. Big interview with him in USA Today. President Bush says, 'I am not going to come in second.' Again." --Jimmy Kimmel
"The new polls show that Bush is ahead. But people say Kerry still has a chance as long as the press doesn't turn up any more embarrassing medals." --Bill Maher
"Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo." --Bill Maher
"Dick Cheney has spoken out now in favor of gay unions, however, he stopped short of endorsing synchronized diving. He said that's going a little too far." --David Letterman
gepubliceerd door Marc op woensdag, september 01, 2004 #