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vrijdag, september 03, 2004
Lachen om het circus
"You probably know it's been crazy here in New York City with the convention. We have had naked people in the streets. We have had all-night parties, arrests. And that's just the Bush twins." --David Letterman
"The Republicans are in town this week. Don't worry, they will only be here until we are capable of self rule." --David Letterman
"Over 800,000 New Yorkers left during the convention. Boy, Bush really knows how to clear a room, doesn't he? 800,000 people leave town because of the Republican convention. They raise the terror alert in New York to elevated, no New Yorkers leave. A threat by al Qaeda to destroy our financial institution, New Yorkers stand firm. Republicans come to town it's like, Get out of here." --Jay Leno
"Arnold Schwarzenegger spoke tonight at the convention. At first they were planning on having Arnold speak on the same night as President Bush but, then they realized, oh no, the convention interpreter's head would have exploded." --Jay Leno
"Michael Moore, the documentary film maker, was at the convention last night. That explains the tight security around the buffet line." --David Letterman
"You see the pictures in the paper today of John Kerry windsurfing? He's at his home in Nantucket this week, doing his favorite thing, windsurfing. Even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows." --Jay Leno
"John Kerry spent yesterday wind surfing -- because when you're in a statistical dead heat you just want to kick back and relax." --David Letterman
"The Republican National Convention got underway last night. Or as Democrats call it, Fear Factor. ...Monday's theme was courage. Tuesday's is compassion. And Wednesday and Thursday's themes are gas and oil." --Jay Leno
"Last night the Secret Service tackled a man that was screaming profanity and running towards Dick Cheney. Afterwards the Secret Service said they never realized Michael Moore could move so fast." --Conan O'Brien
"Many people in Britain are upset because last night at the convention Giuliani compared President Bush to Winston Churchill. Not only that, President Bush is upset because he has no idea who Winston Churchill is." -Conan O'Brien




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