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De Amerikaanse presidentsverkiezingen 2004
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zaterdag, september 04, 2004
"Republicans went from Arnold Schwarzenegger last night to Dick Cheney tonight. It's like, Arnold's like the picture in the dating service ad, and Dick's the guy who shows up." --Jay Leno
"Monday on NBC Bush said about the war on terrorism, 'I don't think we can win it.' And yesterday he said at a rally, 'We will win it." John Kerry is furious. Now Bush is beating him on flip-flopping. Hey, that was his issue." --Jay Leno "On Monday President Bush said that we can't win the war on terrorism. Yesterday he said that we will win the war on terrorism, but earlier today he predicted a tie." --David Letterman "Protesters made it inside the Republican convention and started taking off their clothes. Republicans said it could have been worse, one of the naked protesters could have been Michael Moore." --Conan O'Brien "Arnold Schwarzenegger spoke at the convention. It was historic. I believe it was the first time that a former Mr. Universe bodybuilder addressed a national convention since, well, Janet Reno." --David Letterman "Word now is circulating that Republicans are not tipping the hotel staff where they stay. And I'm thinking, Come on folks! Why not spread some of that Halliburton loot around?" --David Letterman "Earlier this week the Republican party held a reception for black Republicans. Apparently the receptions was a big success. They both showed up." --Conan O'Brien "Arnold is a powerful weapon for the GOP. He appeals to Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives -- everybody but film critics." --Jay Leno "Laura Bush also spoke last night. Very eloquent. She's been here before. A very gracious woman. She never once referred to Teresa Heinz Kerry by name, she only called her 'That Ketchup Bitch.'" --Jay Leno "Last night at a New York bar a group of reporters was told to move out of their seats so President Bush's daughters could sit down. Not because they are daughters of the president, but because they are regulars." --Conan O'Brien "John Kerry keeping a low profile this week. He said he wanted to get away and go someplace where no one would expect to see him. So I guess he showed up at his old seat in the Senate. Nobody's going to look for him there." --Jay Leno "In an interview on CNN today President Bush said he remembers John Kerry's anti-war testimony from 1971. And he said talking about it in the campaign is fair game. He remembers it? I thought Bush couldn't remember anything from the '70s." --Jay Leno "In the war on terrorism -- Osama bin Laden's cook and chauffeur have been captured. You get the feeling this is not the big victory Republicans were hoping for. More good news. It seems we're now closing in on bin Laden's pool boy and Pilates instructor." --Jay Leno "Here's the hypocrite of the week award, in Virginia, Congressman Ed Schrock, who opposed gay marriage and gays in the military suddenly dropped out of the race after allegations came out he called some gay sex hotline. You know who answered the phone? The governor of New Jersey!" --Jay Leno gepubliceerd door Marc op zaterdag, september 04, 2004 # 
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