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woensdag, september 08, 2004
Lachen om het circus
"Apparently, there were warning signs something was up. Like when President Clinton started grabbing his own chest for a change." --Jay Leno, on Clinton's quadruple bypass surgery
"The anesthesiologist had a news conference today and he said they had a little problem using the gas on Bill Clinton to put him under, apparently they couldn't get him to inhale. ... They couldn't get him to go under. Luckily John Kerry called, spoke to him for ten minutes, and he was out like a light." --David Letterman
"According to the latest polls taken right after the convention, President Bush is way up, way up in the polls. In fact, they said if the election was held today, the Supreme Court would re-elect him 7 to 2, which is better than last time." --Jay Leno
"Bush and Kerry both focused on the battleground state of Ohio. See Bush knows no Republican has ever won the White House without winning Ohio. Of course, before Bush, no Republican had ever won the White House without winning the election." --Jay Leno
"A Bush administration official said today we're moving closer and closer to capturing Osama bin Laden. Of course we're moving closer, it's almost election day. I'm predicting we'll get him, maybe, November 1st." --Jay Leno
"In an interview with USA Today, former first lady Barbara Bush says she tries to avoid news coverage of world events. So apparently it's hereditary." --Jay Leno
"Did you read this strange story of a woman that was caught trying pass a counterfeit $200 bill with a picture of George Bush on it? Turns out there is also a John Kerry bill -- pretty realistic, he's on both sides." --Jay Leno




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