"John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong.' But he still can't explain what John Kerry stands for." --David Letterman
"According to a global poll, if the world could vote for president of the United States, they would choose John Kerry over President Bush. However, when the poll includes the federation of planets, then Ralph Nader wins." --Jay Leno
"President Bush said today he has no plans to read that new book that trashes him by Kitty Kelly. Asked why he wasn't going to read it, Bush said, well, because it's a book." --Jay Leno
"Teresa Heinz Kerry said today that only an idiot would fail to support her husband's healthcare plan. See I'm confused, I thought she was John Kerry's healthcare plan. And his economic plan, and his retirement plan. Am I wrong?" --Jay Leno
"Bush toured the hurricane damage in Florida and Bush really looked surprised at places boarded up for reasons other than his economic policies." --Jay Leno
"It's been reported that a record made by a band that John Kerry was in during college has been bought for $2,500. Meanwhile, the White House said that President Bush was in a college band, but that all the records have been lost." --Conan O'Brien
gepubliceerd door Marc op zaterdag, september 11, 2004 #