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woensdag, september 15, 2004
Lachen om het circus
"Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused." --David Letterman

"Earlier this week, '60 Minutes' featured documents that they say proved President Bush did not fulfill his requirements for National Guard service. Well, now there's talk that the documents are forged. Well, of course, President Bush is stunned. He said, 'You mean I did show up for duty?" --Jay Leno

"Kerry is behind President Bush in the polls. Things are not looking good. In fact, today Ralph Nader asked Kerry to resign." --Jay Leno

"John Kerry has vowed to tell the truth if he's elected president. But only if he's elected. Until then, he'll continue to lie his ass off." --Jay Leno

"One of the commentators on MSNBC was saying that John Kerry seems to be a man who likes himself. Well, you know, opposites attract." --Jay Leno

"Vice President Dick Cheney denied saying that if John Kerry were elected the United States would have another terrorist attack. Cheney explained, what I actually said was that if Kerry were elected I would have a heart attack." --Conan O'Brien




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