"There's a lot of controversy surrounding the authenticity of this memos shown on '60 Minutes' concerning President Bush and his service in the National Guard. If there's one thing you don't want to see, it's a president who didn't really win the election being brought down by phony documents." --Jay Leno
"The White House is scrambling to bolster President Bush's image. They are now saying that while it is true he didn't go to Vietnam, he did attend an early screening of 'Apocalypse Now.'" --Jay Leno
"John Kerry unveiled his new campaign slogan: A mind is a terrible thing to make up." --Jay Leno
"Kerry still can't shake this image of his as a rich-guy. For instance, today he challenged President Bush to three debates and a yacht race." --Jay Leno
"Now the candidates are arguing over the exact format these debates will take. Kerry wants to stand behind a podium. Bush wants to stand behind Dick Cheney." --Jay Leno
"John Kerry criticized President Bush for not renewing the ban on assault weapons. Well, you can understand why President Bush doesn't want to renew the ban. These are the first weapons of mass destruction that he's been able to find." --Jay Leno
gepubliceerd door Marc op donderdag, september 16, 2004 #