"I don't know what the big deal is about these phony documents. I mean the last election we had phony documents. Remember the last election in Florida? They were called ballots." --Jay Leno, over de waarschijnlijk valse memo's over de diensttijd van president Bush
"Bush and Cheney say now they're targeting people who can't make up their minds, so apparently their trying to get John Kerry's vote as well." --Jay Leno
"A law banning the sale of assault weapons has expired, which means it's now legal to buy Uzis and AK 47s. The NRA said that now its owners can protect their families from up to 200 burglars at once." --Conan O'Brien
gepubliceerd door Marc op zondag, september 19, 2004 #