"62 million people tuned into the debate this week. That's almost one viewer for every time President Bush said mixed message." --Bill Maher "I don't want to say who won this debate, but today the FCC is furious and is fining the networks for showing the emperor with no clothes." --Bill Maher
"That's it for George W. Bush. He will not have to participate in the next debate. Yeah, his dad got him out of it." --David Letterman
"President Bush and Senator John Kerry's first debate was held last Thursday. While neither candidate delivered a knock-out punch, polls indicate John Kerry was the winner. Though Bush later complained it was because he couldn't get his buzzer to work." --Tina Fey
"The only reason many believe Kerry won the debate, is because about two-thirds of the way in, Bush got sleepy and stopped using words." --Tina Fey
"Kerry scored many points with voters and pundits by finally putting to rest criticism that he's a flip-flopper. Kerry said, 'I have one position on Iraq: I'm forgainst it." --Amy Pohler
"I don't want to say Bush blew it, but this morning, hurricane victims were comforting him." --Bill Maher
"Last night was the first presidential debate and it lasted a full 90 minutes. Or, as President Bush calls it, three Sponge Bobs." --Conan O'Brien
"The first question went to John Kerry because he won the coin toss. Well, of course he did. His wife owns all the coins." --Jay Leno
gepubliceerd door Marc op dinsdag, oktober 05, 2004 #