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woensdag, oktober 13, 2004
Lachen om het circus
"There is a rumor going around that during the first debate, President Bush had some kind of listening device that was feeding him answers to the questions for the debate. They actually had a photo of him and there was a bulge in his jacket. Well, it's still an improvement over the last guy who had a bulge in his pants." --David Letterman
"The first debate they were all at the podiums. In the second debate, at the request of President Bush, it was in the town hall format. Also, at the request of President Bush, the next one will be in the happy hour format." --David Letterman
"The third debate is Wednesday night. This is going to be an exciting one, because the jackpot is up to $250,000." --David Letterman
"On Saturday, there were free elections in Afghanistan. That's pretty good. But already there are charges of fraud in Broward and Dade County." --David Letterman
"President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney have now come forward and officially conceded that Saddam Hussein did not have weapons of mass destruction. In fact, feeling the tremendous relief that came from admitting this, they also said there's no Santa Claus, O.J. did it, and Al Gore had really been president for the last four years." --Jay Leno
"Ralph Nader has criticized both Bush and Kerry for belonging to a secret organization when they went to Yale. Is Nader one really to criticize? You know, he belongs to a secret organization. It's called Nader for President." --Jay Leno
"I guess you heard about the big presidential election chaos over there in Afghanistan. Given how badly they screwed up over there, Bush declared Mission Accomplished." --Jay Leno




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