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vrijdag, oktober 15, 2004
Lachen om het circus
"I thought George Bush looked great. He was wearing his three-piece bulge. ... They have a picture of George Bush from the first debate and on his back there's a big, lumpy bulge. People were saying that's a radio receiver and someone is feeding him answers to questions. It turned out tonight, the first thing George W. did was show everyone that the bump in his jacket was just his flask." --David Letterman
"I watched the debate, and I'll tell you George Bush did look confused. At one point he tried to buy a vowel." --David Letterman
"The third presidential debate asked the most important question of all – which of these guys do I hate the least?" --Jay Leno
"Interesting fun fact, Bob Schieffer, the moderator of tonight's presidential debate, says that for the past couple of weeks people have been coming up to him in airports and suggesting questions. Which explains why Schieffer's first question tonight was, Would you like to become a hari krishna?" --Conan O'Brien
"Bad news for Ralph Nader. Today the state of Ohio rejected Ralph Nader's attempt to get on the ballot. Experts say this will hurt Nader's chances of losing all 50 states." --Conan O'Brien
"Boy it's getting nasty. I don't know if you've seen these latest ads, Democrats are calling Bush a child of privilege, and labeling him the 'fortunate son' because his dad was rich. Not to be confused with Kerry, the fortunate husband." --Jay Leno
"President Clinton plans to tape a phone message that will be sent to voters' homes urging people to vote Democrat. Apparently you'll know it's Clinton's message because it starts with, What are you wearing?" --Conan O'Brien
"Florida Governor Jeb Bush announced that to avoid any election return problems in Florida this year, this time he is going to announce the results before people go into vote." --Jay Leno
"President Bush and Vice President Cheney have officially conceded that Saddam Hussein did not have weapons of mass destruction. And today the soldiers in Iraq said, uh, can we come home now?" --Jay Leno




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