"It's the last minute of the campaign and both candidates are using fear tactics. And honest to God, my fear is that one of them will actually get elected." --David Letterman "Today they began early voting in Florida and once again Al Gore lost." --Jay Leno
"On a Bush/Cheney billboard in New Jersey, Dick Cheney's name is spelled wrong -- an 'A' instead of an 'E'. So, apparently Bush really is in charge of his own campaign." --Jay Leno
"John Kerry is now blaming President Bush for what is happening with the flu. Well, Bush shot right back and said, Well. It's pronounced 'Fallujah.'" --Jay Leno
"Kind of a scary thing on the campaign trail on Friday in Cleveland. John Edwards' plane, the take off was aborted because of an indicator light. Apparently there wasn't enough electricity for both the indicator light and John Edward's hair dryer." --Jay Leno
"I'll give you an idea of how cold it is here in New York City. The Bush twins switched from Margaritas to Irish Coffee." --David Letterman
gepubliceerd door Marc op woensdag, oktober 20, 2004 #