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zaterdag, november 06, 2004
Lachen om het circus
"A quick reminder to people in Ohio, the crooked voting machines are due back to Florida by Friday." --David Letterman
"Conservatives are very happy about the Bush victory. When Bill O'Reilly heard about it, he said, I haven't been as excited as this since, well, you know." --Conan O'Brien
"You have to feel bad for John Kerry because now he he'll have to go back to his life of being a senator, windsurfing and being a billionaire." --David Letterman
"I'm no pundit but do you remember a few weeks when Kerry was in Ohio and went duck hunting? I think that probably hurt Kerry because Bush easily carried the duck vote." --David Letterman
"Kerry did say he was sorry he lost the election because he was looking forward to spending less time with his wife." --David Letterman
"It looks like people are giving Bush and Cheney four more years. The bad news, Cheney's doctors are only giving him two more years." --Jay Leno
"President Bush was really sweating this, because he knew if Kerry won, he's probably make Bush go to Iraq and finish his National Guard service." --Jay Leno
"Dick Cheney was thrilled. Today he was wearing his happy sneer. Dick Cheney was so excited he's now appearing with his lesbian daughter." --David Letterman
"Well, I guess we've got four more years to capture bin Laden. No hurry now." --Jay Leno
"In his concession speech, John Kerry said he is so grateful he wishes he could hug everyone of his supporters. After hearing this, Ralph Nader said, actually I was able to hug all of my supporters." --Conan O'Brien
"In NBC's brilliant election coverage, a giant map of the United States was on the ice rink in Rockefeller Plaza. The states were painted red when President Bush won a state, blue when Kerry won a state, and yellow when Tim Russert had to relieve himself." --Conan O'Brien
"It all came down to one state. Political experts say that this year's Florida is Ohio. As a result, this year's spring break is expected to suck." --Conan O'Brien




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