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De Amerikaanse presidentsverkiezingen 2004
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zondag, november 07, 2004
"George Bush was elected president of the United States, and you know what they say, the first time is always the sweetest." --Bill Maher
"Did you see how happy President Bush was yesterday when he found out he won? Man he couldn't decide whether he should give a victory speech or announce the invasion of Iran." --Jay Leno "In fact, the GOP did so well, the only Republican without a mandate: Dick Cheney's daughter." --Jay Leno "Democrats and liberals, stop saying you're going to move because Bush won. Real liberals should be pledging to stay because Bush won. Trust me, you can't get away from Bush by moving to France because that's where we're invading next." --Bill Maher "The rumor is that Hillary Clinton is running for president in 2008. And here's why people think that: Today she was in Ohio duck hunting. She even bought a camouflage pantsuit." --David Letterman "There's already speculation that Hillary Clinton will be the nominee for the Democrats in 2008. Well, you have to admire the dedication of the Democratic party. They just lost an election, and they're already hard at work planning to lose the next one." --Bill Maher "John Kerry said yesterday, 'In an American election, there is no loser.' Uh, earth to John." --Jay Leno "Actually President Bush received a very gracious concession call from John Kerry. And a very gracious collect call from Ralph Nader." --Jay Leno "I'll tell you, a lot of Democrats were really upset yesterday. I haven’t seen Michael Moore this angry since he tried to buy a single seat on Southwest Airlines." --Jay Leno "The Republican Party is now in charge of the presidency, the Senate, the House, and the Supreme Court. You know how they got there? They got there by saying the liberals control everything." --Jay Leno "There’s a rumor that Attorney General John Ashcroft will resign before the inauguration. The White House feels that since Bush is going to swear to defend the Constitution, they want to make sure it's still around." --Jay Leno "Ashcroft says he wants to take more time off to spend more time with the voices in his head." --Jay Leno "Kentucky voters voted to ban gay marriage. Unless the two are siblings." --Jay Leno "As you know Osama bin Laden has released another video. He bragged that he will 'bankrupt the United States.' And today President Bush said, 'two can play that game, pal.'" --Jay Leno "Apparently the PLO is in anarchy because Yasser Arafat never named a successor, and the problem is there are very few people who have experience running a hated political organization, although Tom Daschle is available." --Bill Maher "All over the country, there were long lines, and I thought of this -- next time, instead of waiting, I’m gonna find a guy who's voting the opposite of me, and we'll just both go home. Even Steven. Just cancel each other out and head to lunch." --Jimmy Kimmel gepubliceerd door Marc op zondag, november 07, 2004 # 
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