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woensdag, november 10, 2004
Lachen om het circus
"Today President Bush thanked those that worked the hardest for his reelection: Ralph Nader and Osama bin Laden." --Jay Leno
"President Bush says he’s going to simplify the tax code. Only the states that are blue will have to pay." --David Letterman
"You know what’s interesting, at his press conference the other day, President Bush said that he felt that, 'the people have spoken.' And ironically, the people speak better than he does." --Jay Leno
"The election is over. That was something crazy wasn’t it? Friends of John Kerry are worried because today he went on one last duck hunt in Ohio." --David Letterman
"Let me tell ya, you gotta feel bad for John Kerry. Just think he came this close to finally getting his own house." --Jay Leno
"Are you all finally over the election? I tell you last week was a tough week especially if you are a gay, pro-choice stem cell." --Jay Leno
"That's what they say, Arafat may be brain dead. That has to be demoralizing to his people, huh? You're leader is brain dead. Thank God that could never happen here." --Jay Leno
"The Bush's now have a new puppy in the White House. It's expected to pass the Senate with rapid confirmation. The name of the puppy is Miss Beasley. Miss Beasley will replace Barney. Barney will now be going out into the private sector." --David Letterman
"They thought Miss Beasley had ruined a rug in the Oval Office. But it just turned out to be a stain left from the Clinton administration." --David Letterman
The White House is getting a new puppy... a Scottish Terrier named Miss Beazley. I guess it's their anniversary and the First Lady's birthday. So now they have this new Scottish Terrier named Miss Beazley, another Scottish Terrier named Barney, a British lap dog named Tony... --Jay Leno
It looks like Attorney General John Ashcroft will likely resign. He says he wants to devote time to covering up naked statues in the private sector. --Jay Leno
Down in Arkansas, workmen are putting the finishing touches on the Bill Clinton Presidential Library. Presidential library? It's really just a Hooters with a magazine rack. --Jay Leno




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